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Bethlehem Steel

Failing A Little Less Each Time. 

14 October 2005

09:44 - Everyone Has a Price

So I've made 1 friend here in Nashville. She is a 19 year old country singer who was friends with the roommates first and was sleeping with Jason but now that's over because she is certainly sleeping with a 40 year old. Her voice is dynamite. She works at a karaoke bar and is propositioned daily by 18-49 year old men. She was going into work last night and mentioned one guy was going to be there who had tipped her $400 one night so she was hoping he would be dumb enough to do it again. Then she mentioned that he offered her $5000 to sleep with him. She refused. Not on moral grounds but because he was too fat and textbook ugly. She said she might have done it for $10,000 and no kissing.
Then Jason pipes up and says he'd give a handjob to a guy for 10K. But only if no one knew about it, there was no lube involved, and no sperm would touch him. He wouldn't do it for 5K, though.

So, girls? Would you sleep with an ugly fat guy for $5,000, no kissing? $10,000? If no, is it moral grounds or because he's ugly and fat?

And straight dudes? HJs for $10,000? Oh yeah, and the other stipulation was the HJ would last no longer than 3 minutes. Would you do it?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified by men and not by women.  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with Leon. That is a bit too gay. I would, however, sleep with a fat ugly woman for a tuna fish n' cheese and a carton of menthol cigarettes. Also, on a side not, how does your country singer friend feel about 26 year old college juniors, who constantly smell like the inside of a High Life can? DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT PBR!  

Blogger annie said...

she only likes guys who like PBR, rochester. you're going to have to make the switch if you want to sleep with her. gotta get up to get down.  

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not worth it. I'll just keep masturbating.  

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