To: annie
From: prez-o-dent bush <prezodentbush@gmail.com>
Date: October 10, 2005 01:52
Subject: Welcome Back to America
Dear Annie,
I hope you got my electronic message welcoming you back to the shores of this fine country, the United States of America. I just wanted to drop you a quick note to tell you that you need to strengthen your resolve. If you're not for us, you're against us.
Yee-haw,
Prez-o-dent Arbusto
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"There's an old saying in Tennessee--I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee--that says, fool me once, shame on--shame on you. Fool me twice--you can't get fooled again."
-Me
[My friends are comic geniuses.]