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Bethlehem Steel

Failing A Little Less Each Time. 

26 July 2005

09:43 - Q: What's Better Than Buy 2 Get 1 Free Carbonated Iced Tea?

A: Getting so excited about the hot deal in the grocery store that you fail to recognize your basket is too full for three bottles and, turning a corner, tripping on your click clackity businessbot shoes and sliding into a display stand which knocks the third bottle out of your basket and sends it crashing to the floor to explode while you make a humiliated beeline for the checkout counter and excusemedoyouspeakEnglishthere'sasmallspillnearthecoffeeaisle pay full price for the two bottles without returning for the free third one because anyone that clumsy does not deserve free iced tea in accordance with your Catholic upbringing. Amen.

I miss America today.

Have you ever seen a French person try to barbeque?
Honteux.

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