Bethlehem Steel

Furniture Rap

2007-02-11T21:53:00.000-06:00

Go Ahead, Vent

2007-02-10T00:55:00.000-06:00

What am I sick of? What is that, you might ask? Well, I'll tell you. Right here and now. I'm sick and tired of being abducted by aliens. Right? Who's with me?

X44055

2007-02-10T00:37:00.001-06:00

That's what he said made the song work.

Anna Nicole Smith

2007-02-10T00:03:00.000-06:00

You were sad when she died. And you were immediately surprised to feel that way, weren't you? Yeah, me too. Purdy blonde tragerderee just like Marilyn.

Dear World

2007-02-10T00:01:00.000-06:00

It is not ok to pluarize with apostrophes. It is NOT OK.

increasing your house resale value

2006-10-13T14:29:00.000-05:00

Heart of Glass

2006-10-04T09:27:00.000-05:00

this blog has turned into photo hosting for myspace

2006-09-21T17:48:00.000-05:00

also these are my roommate's dogs.
pretty cute.

We're Just Here to Watch the Animals

2006-09-15T09:53:00.000-05:00

Geisha

2006-08-29T22:15:00.000-05:00

Truth About Love

2006-08-23T16:10:00.000-05:00

By Bob Hicok

Truth About Love

I apologize for not being Gandhi or Tom
the mailman who is always kind.

He makes his way every day no matter
the mood of the sky with our words

in a sack and Gandhi made the English
give India back without

taking a gun for a wife. My contribution
to the common good is playing

with the alphabet in a little room
while the world goes foraging

for food. I'm a better poet than man
and it's well known how little

my verbs are worth. I am my only subject,
being the god of my horizons.

What saves me is that just beyond my skin
the world of yours is where

I'd rather live. The AMA says you've added
seven point six years to my life.

In a phrase, love is a transfer of wealth.
This is why Adam Smith gave up

romantic verse. In trying to say what can't
be said I'll take the Dragnet

approach. Just the facts. I'd be dead
sooner without you, you'll die faster

for being a Mrs., raw deal can't be more
clearly defined. To make amends

I offer ten percent more kisses each year.
Or do I do more harm the closer

we become? If yes, leaving would be love
and a better man might. But my thrills

are selfishly domestic. I like sweeping words
into piles and whispering good night.

Multiple Choice

2006-08-23T14:25:00.000-05:00

This is sorta neat-o because:

a) Magic kinda relates to ghosts, a recently consequential phenomenon chez moi
b) I'll watch anything to do with YouTube at work
c) David Hasselhoff almost singlehandedly reunited Germany
d) If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump his ass when it hopped

It's 3am I Must Be Lonely

2006-08-18T20:52:00.000-05:00

Hey there, sports fans. The time stamp doesn't account for time zones so please believe the title in all its empathetic glory. What's the worst thing that could happen at a wedding? Or, rather, pre-wedding? Well, I've just witnessed our dear Joe Millionaire's bride-to-be storm out of the house after having thrown a full glass of red wine at the window and her engagement ring in the trash can. Apparently, she had gone to buy beer we didn't need from a bouncer dude from town who flirts with her on a routine basis. I guess he had offered her 50K quid per year to leave Millionaire for him. Our buddy, the recently outed Mr. Trapp (another American who lived in Yermany when we lived in Holland), had gotten caught twice in a lie for where he and the bride had been and finally came out with it. She saw the scenario as no big deal, I pulled her aside to explain why Millionaire was so upset, and this resulted in the previously stated blowout. Knowing the bride's previous dramatical work, I had already hidden her car keys so she couldn't run off but I guess spare sets are things people keep handy. She grabbed her sack of weed, spouted off about the Americans, and was off to Darby with her Uni (that's college, you Yanks) friends and "people who understand." Now Millionaire is sat outside the conservatory (back porch) smoking fags and bawling his eyes out that his fiancee has just stormed off two days before the wedding without plans to return. Oh, and she also found his wedding speech in a notebook and ripped it to shreds. I tried to stop her before leaving but the shrieking and hysterics won out in the end. I guess having lived back in the US for almost a year now I'd forgotten what it was like with these two. Hopefully we'll have a wedding in two days-- the shoes she got the bridesmaids are fabulous. Love. Love is strange.

Your Tax Dollars at Work

2006-08-17T09:05:00.000-05:00

What does Level Orange Security mean on a flight from O'Hare to Heathrow?

Two folding tables and three security guards. Just yesterday, they found a 12 year old boy on a flight from London without a passport, ticket, or accompanying parents. Safety first!

My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard

2006-07-31T11:37:00.000-05:00

Oh Kecliks!

2006-07-28T00:43:00.000-05:00

You always visit me wherever I go. Admirable.
You're great, sisterfriend.

If There's One Thing That She Don't Need

2006-07-27T15:47:00.000-05:00

It's another little lonely mouth to feed in the ghetto.

Incidentally

2006-07-25T16:24:00.000-05:00

Is anyone else obsessed with Gillian Welch's "Soul Journey"?

Lay down between your high volume level speakers and fall in love with it.

Love is Still the New Snark

2006-07-24T12:49:00.000-05:00

Didn't the hipsters get the memo?
I hope this isn't a hoax in the Jeff Mangum vein because this whole string of Ryan Adams defending his prolific songwriting was pretty amusing to read. And he's right, you know. It's so frickin easy to sit back and criticize. Look at me, I'm bored and insecure but I have an extensive vocabulary and access to all the indie websites. Obviously, my new and clever way to trash someone as overrated because people enjoy the art they've made is going to force these artists back into obscurity where I can once again feel free to justify their awesomeness. What's wrong with being prolific? Don't you wish your favorite band made more of your favorite music? I'm still not understanding what these people expect from artists. If you don't like the whole CD, then let technology work for you! There's a function on your iPod which allows you to create playlists! You already have A.D.D. so just sift through the music you couldn't possibly waste your time listening to because there are too many other albums in desperate need of your witty snark! Armchair critics: give me a B! O! R! I! N! G!

Say there, armchair critic, what do you make? Mix CDs? Really? Wow. I mean, wow.

Where are the makers? More importantly, where are the makers who can still make something beautiful and passionately defend creativity after having hate spat at them for years? Now that is sexy.

Make. Love. Make out of love. Love what is made.
Seriously, people.

And yes, I know this is snarky... it's supposed to be ironical, geeeeeeez.

Bizbots are Amazing

2006-07-18T12:53:00.000-05:00

List of words heard in my all day meeting today:

Illogicating

Reluctancy

Exactical

Clarificy

Interdepartmodal

Seems About Right

2006-07-17T23:22:00.000-05:00

The Original Fro Picture

2006-07-16T19:30:00.000-05:00

Found! Scanned! Posted!

It's All So Fragile

2006-07-13T21:23:00.000-05:00

Thanks again everyone for the nice wishes, I'm fine. I pretty much have the best buddies ever.

And here's the bruise pic for you:

The Boys Are Back In Town

2006-07-01T08:19:00.000-05:00

Kitty of the Week

2006-06-29T14:29:00.000-05:00

SCARED KITTY!

Awesome

2006-06-28T20:46:00.000-05:00

Joy, You Have a Challenger

2006-06-19T21:58:00.000-05:00

Received this pic from the Froski with the message "TAKE THAT, JOY!"

Looks like we've got the beginnings of an all-star band!

Somewhere in Canada

2006-06-19T08:34:00.000-05:00

But appropriate anywhere.

Joy Finds All the Good Stuff These Days

2006-06-18T11:42:00.000-05:00

Check it, dudes.

Bird Flu Dance Craze

2006-06-16T19:24:00.000-05:00

Ha.

Kitty of the Week

2006-06-14T13:14:00.000-05:00

Make out kitties!

Yoj, You're a Comic Genius

2006-06-11T15:52:00.000-05:00

E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone

2006-05-26T09:57:00.000-05:00

From McSweeney's

BY MICHAEL WARD

- - - -

MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com

MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com

Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com

AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com

One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com

Christian Rock

2006-05-22T15:27:00.000-05:00

Down here they talk about Christian Rock in terms of JPMs and GPMs, as in number of times people sing about Jesus and God per minute. Ha.

Friday Jokes

2006-05-19T16:18:00.000-05:00

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on a wall?
A: Bob.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in the ocean?
A: Art.

Music City, USA!

2006-05-18T10:42:00.000-05:00

Picked as the #1 Smartest Place to Live in the US.

Southern hospitality. Gently rolling hills with big, affordable homes. A mild climate (albeit with occasional tornadoes). Oh, yes, and a phenomenal entertainment scene that goes far beyond country.

With such an appetizing mix, it's easy to see why Nashville keeps attracting people from across the nation, including other parts of Tennessee. It's a buckle of the Bible belt, but, says pharmaceutical sales rep Rusty Walker, "the area doesn't cater to a particular type of person."

With more than 180 live-music venues featuring country, bluegrass, jazz, pop, rock and soul, Nashville has plenty of sounds to groove on. Its music industry rang up a cool $6 billion in 2004. But Nashville's health-care, education, manufacturing, finance and tourism industries hardly play second fiddle.

Madison was #20 and three Wisco cities in the top 50.

Jokes & Jokes & Jokes & Jokes

2006-05-17T09:33:00.000-05:00

So this cab driver somehow poses as an IT journalist in a live BBC tv interview and attempts to answer questions about a verdict on online music downloading. His look of horror as he is introduced as someone else and earnest bumbling about cybercafes is totally funny.
Here's the transcript if you can't watch the video.

(Thanks Frosk!)

Totally Sweet Email: Inspirational Advice to Int'l Dept From Our Korean Distributor

2006-05-16T14:02:00.000-05:00

TEAM,

We are very busy. This is life.

So, people lost direct because of they pay attention on the speed.

BUT direction is most important.

If we have right direction with patient and effort, we can save time.

Now is time to change. IF we say tomorrow, tomorrow will be harder day.

Joshua and Paul is very hot guy and they got succeed.

Because Jesus gave the right direction and they could wait with their best.

We should find right direction and do our best.

Kitty of the Week

2006-05-16T10:45:00.000-05:00

Naturally occurring kitty!

New Flaming Lips CD

2006-05-12T09:28:00.000-05:00

At War With the Mystics: Super or Not So Super?
Defend your answer!

Why the Walgreens in Nashville is Amazing

2006-05-11T13:13:00.000-05:00

Anyone know what product you buy when you buy chicken poop?

Too Much Scientology, Not Enough Dance Classes

2006-05-09T18:29:00.000-05:00

This is totally awesome.

In other news, this is also totally awesome.

Probably Not What You Should Do With A Stolen Church Office Sign

2006-05-08T13:46:00.000-05:00

That's an Honest Price

2006-05-08T10:46:00.000-05:00

I got these goggles for $1. The flea market is totally rad.

Kitty of the Week

2006-05-05T13:56:00.000-05:00

KittyKitty!

moremusicmoremusicmoremusic

2006-05-05T13:51:00.000-05:00

I've been rocking Band of Horses "Everything All the Time" every day all the week on the hour-long car ride to work. Sort of MMJ meets Trashcan Sinatras. I like it, and not just for the name.

Do You Have a Porch?

2006-04-30T10:32:00.000-05:00

Sit on it, listen to the new Josh Ritter album, and smoke through it.
You won't be disappointed.

Punks in the Beerlight

2006-04-27T12:30:00.000-05:00

Burnouts in love? Is this for real?
If yes, this is the sweetest music video of all time.

Kitty of the Week

2006-04-26T21:28:00.000-05:00

Is back. I know you missed them.

Just Remember

2006-04-26T15:39:00.000-05:00

You, too, are MX missile-proof.

More Yerman Humor

2006-04-12T20:41:00.000-05:00

Looks like the fine for shitting here is 1533.88 euros.
I'd love to see that calculation.

Yes. Yes, I Can.

2006-04-02T17:48:00.000-05:00

Hah

2006-03-31T23:46:00.000-06:00

Kitty of the Week

2006-03-25T00:43:00.000-06:00

Weather Report

Cats are new to me is why I call them
lizards in hair suits. Every afternoon this week
at about three it has begun to rain, lightly, like
my mother used to rain over shirts and pants
as she ironed, rain from a Pepsi bottle with a nozzle
attached like a small shower head, at three o'clock
this smooth-crease rain, this white Oxford rain
turns the sun down and the house dark like the walls
are being painted the color of a cave for the arrival
of lightning. By five, the clouds are porridge
over the mountains and the cats are being chased
up and down the stairs by thunder, they have slit eyes
like lizards and their feet are the softest hammers
the wooden stairs have met, and though I moo and purr
like an outboard motor wrapped in cotton candy,
they are not comforted and I am useless except
that speaking another language makes me hungry.
It's reasonable to think the sky is trying to break
the earth and to run from this breaking and hide
in the open drawer of a dresser with socks which cannot
be broken, I would were I smaller like I was when I hid
in the boxes we moved so often to the same storm
in different cities. My paranoia is that the sky
is following me because every time I look up I notice
the ballet of clouds, and when the rain ends
about eight, I go outside and the cats
bring their career of licking themselves along,
the cumulus has broken into castles and pieces of brain
the size of the idea that we are not alone,
and if my chest is not fifteen miles wide as I breathe
the just washed horizon, it is fourteen miles wide.

Alright Bexter

2006-03-10T10:27:00.000-06:00

You want the DCB indie cred? Here it is.

2006-03-09T22:16:00.000-06:00

Bored?

2006-03-09T22:15:00.000-06:00

You haven't been to postsecret in a while, have you? Didn't think so, dudes.

After This

2006-03-09T22:12:00.000-06:00

Eating dogs seems rather appealing. Gross.

Not Entirely Sure What's Going On Here

2006-03-09T15:30:00.000-06:00

Natalie Portman with an Important Message

2006-03-05T13:56:00.000-06:00

Probably not something Carrie Fisher would have done.

Not the Most Common Acronym

2006-03-02T20:26:00.000-06:00

What's Wrong With America?

2006-03-02T18:13:00.000-06:00

I've slowly been trying to answer that question. One reason is that the OC isn't on, Arrested Development was unceremoniously cut short, and shows like freaking Skating with Gaymos get primetime on the teevee. What do we have for comedy real anymore? The local news??

The G-Shot

2006-03-01T22:25:00.000-06:00

Do you have an extra $1800? Do you want a "designer vagina"? No problem, the Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute is here to help.

In Defense of Speeding

2006-03-01T22:23:00.000-06:00

Civil obedience causes traffic backup.

Me Too

2006-02-28T10:42:00.000-06:00

Same as Matt.

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

I think I missed #6.

I Guess It's Not a Bidet Then

2006-02-22T21:09:00.000-06:00

Kitty of the Week

2006-02-13T10:26:00.000-06:00

Saved kitty!

Hey

2006-02-06T23:04:00.000-06:00

Did anyone happen to watch "Game Killers" last night on the music television channel?
Excellent, just fucking great.
Please, someone else say you watched it so we can talk about it.

R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet

2006-02-03T14:12:00.000-06:00

Is amazing. If you people in NC can't realize that, then your weekend will just be that much less awesome.

Where Did You Hide That Heroin Again?

2006-02-02T14:55:00.000-06:00

Oh right, silly me. In the puppies.

Looks like the trade-off for not digesting fat is still anal leakage

2006-01-31T19:09:00.000-06:00

Remember Olestra?

Now there's a pill:

An FDA panel voted to allow over-the-counter sales of a fat-blocking pill. Good news: The drug, orlistat (marketed as Alli), stops your intestines from absorbing one-fourth of the fat you eat. Bad news: 1) To lose weight, you still have to eat less and exercise. 2) If you stop taking the pill, the weight comes back. 3) The pill also blocks absorption of fat-soluble vitamins. 4) Can you guess what your intestines do with the fat they're no longer absorbing? "Fecal incontinence, gas and oily discharge ... spotted the undergarments of trial participants." FDA panel chairman's question to executives: "Have you considered placing a warning on the box, 'Don't take this product while wearing your new La Perla underwear?' " Rebuttal: You'll lose even more weight, because the prospect of "anal leakage" will kill your interest in ice cream.

Uh oh! We all know what "spotted the undergarments" means...

Kitty of the Week

2006-01-29T19:13:00.000-06:00

Freakishly large kitten kitty.

If You're Into That Illegal Download Teaser Before the Album Comes Out

2006-01-29T19:10:00.000-06:00

Here are two tracks from Neko's next album.
And if you click on "Neko" from that blog, you can see her boob in a see-through shirt.
You're welcome.

Kinda Fun

2006-01-29T19:09:00.000-06:00

Puzzles. Change the 1 to a 2 in the url and you'll get the second test.

Kitty of the Week

2006-01-14T12:57:00.000-06:00

One-eyed kitty!

Well into the 23:00s

2006-01-10T21:12:00.000-06:00

Who's got the fever?!?
The music, not the booze.

UPDATE: jess says: haha, on your blog ... the "who's got the fever?" post ... i tried to click on the link from work and got this message from the Government of BritishColumbia --** WARNING **This connection has been refused.The Internet site you are attempting to access has been designated by a web classification service as containing material that contravenes the BC Government's Internet usage policy.

Crazy Canadians.

Do You Love Yours?

2006-01-10T21:03:00.000-06:00

If You Can't Wait

2006-01-08T14:46:00.000-06:00

Stream new Cat Power fwighere.

Legal Outlook for mp3 Blogs?

2006-01-08T14:26:00.000-06:00

He's basically saying "I don't know" but it's an interesting quick read.

No Bird Flu For You, Part 2

2006-01-06T18:19:00.000-06:00

More kraut love.

Too Bad

2006-01-06T18:17:00.000-06:00

Crimbo is over.

Hey There Furry Man

2006-01-04T22:20:00.000-06:00

What do you think of more ofoto pics?

Great, me too.

Gore 08?

2006-01-04T21:03:00.000-06:00

I'm really interested to see who the Dems are going to put up for 2008. I've got election fever! So many plausable choices. Hillary? Obama? Kerry again? Gore again? Maybe that last one is not too far off...

...Gore is the only anti-Hillary candidate who can credibly attack her on both fronts. His early, vocal, and unwavering opposition to the war in Iraq has made him a hero to many Democrats. The Hollywood liberals over at Huffington Post as well as the university-town activists at Daily Kos and Moveon.org love Gore. If he ran, he would instantly become the favored candidate of the "netroots," the antiwar, anti-Bush crowd that championed Howard Dean and that will be a significant source of money and buzz in the run-up to 2008. The activists in the liberal blogosphere, more than any other opinion-making constituency in Democratic politics, revere Gore. They still wave the bloody flag of the 2000 recount. They still pump out bitter posts about how the mainstream media trashed Gore in 2000 yet gave Bush a free pass. They remember that Gore endorsed Dean in 2004 and they burst with pride at the fact that he chose Moveon.org as the forum for his most important speeches.

Of course, any antiwar candidate could criticize Hillary's vote for the war in Iraq. But the logic of the Gore candidacy is that, unlike other Democrats, he could attack Hillary as both out of step on the war and unelectable come November. If he runs for president he would be the only candidate in either party who instantly passes the post-9/11 threshold on national security issues. Hillary's credible case that as first lady she engaged in diplomacy and was treated abroad like a world leader would be dwarfed by Gore's eight-year record as vice president sitting on the National Security Council.

And Gore might be the only Democrat who can solve a vexing issue facing the party: How does a candidate establish a reputation for toughness on national security while simultaneously criticizing the war? Gore supported the Gulf War and, in most Clinton administration battles over the use of force, he took the more hawkish position. He is the party's only credible antiwar hawk.

[via]

All Day Roommates

2006-01-03T22:12:00.000-06:00

The boys are going to be on WDVX.com for a radio show in Knoxville called The Blue Plate Special tomorrow at 11 CST if you're bored and want to hear their folky songs and silly banter. They're playing with Christa DeCicco, just click on her name.

Who Wants to Play...

2005-12-27T10:39:00.000-06:00

Name that gross oversight?

Ouais, c'est vrai

2005-12-19T23:34:00.000-06:00

Where'd you get those pics, baby?

Childhood Memories

2005-12-15T11:15:00.000-06:00

Rump Shaker

Yeah..
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP

[repeat 4X]
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP (rump shaker)

Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one

[Verse One: A Plus]
It's called the rump shaker, the beats is like sweeter than candy
I'm feelin manly and your shaker's comin in handy
Slide em across(??) from New York down by your Virginia
Ticklin you around Delware before I enter
Turn to seduction from face hips to feet
A wiggle and a jiggle can make the night complete
Now since you got the body of the year, come and get the award
Here's a hint - it's like a long sharp sword
Flip tail, so let me see you shake it up like dice
The way you shake your rump is turnin mighty men to mice
But A Plus got a surprise that's a back breaker
Now let me see you shake your rump like a rump shaker

[repeat 4X]
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP (rump shaker)

Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one

[Verse Two: Teddy Riley]
Yup yup it's Teddy, ready with the one-two checker
Wreckx-N-Effect is in effects but I'm the wrecker
of the track 'bout the honey shakin rumps and they backs in
Booties of the cuties steady shakin but relaxin
The action, is packed in a jam like a closet
Beats bound to get you up, cold flowin like a faucet
Not mean to make you sit, not mean to make you jump
but yep make the hotties in the party shake your rump
I like the way you comb your hair (UH!)
I like the stylish clothes you wear (UH!)
It's just the little things you do (UH!)
that makes me wanna get with you (UH!)

[repeat 4X]
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP (rump shaker)

[Verse Three: Markell Riley]
Shake it, shake it, shake it now SHAKE IT
She can spend every birthday butt NAKED
Body is soft, makin me wanna SQUISH HER
More just than a game, a rumper like a sub-WOOFER
Shake it to the left (SHAKE IT) shake it to the RIGHT
I don't mind stickin it to her every single NIGHT
Come on, pass the poom poom, send it to POPPA
Shake it baby shake it baby shake it don't STOPPA
Let me see you do the booty hop (HOP)
and now make the booty STOP
Now drop and do the booty wop (ooooooh)
The way you shakin your reals, will(?) appeal(?)
is makin (??), OF A WHOLE LOT OF BILLS
But I ain't into trickin, just to treatin
and I ain't into treatin every trick that I'm meetin
(Nah nah nah na nah nah nah)
Yeah, SHAKE IT BABY, SHAKE IT NOW SHAKE IT LIKE THAT

[repeat 4X]
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP (rump shaker)

Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one, one
Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one, one

[repeat 4X]
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP (rump shaker)

Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one, one
Check baby check baby one two three four
Check baby check baby one two three
Check baby check baby one two
Check baby check baby one, one

[repeat 2X]
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP (rump shaker)

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP
All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom
and a poom-poom - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP (rump shaker)
Break it down..
Uhh, yeah.. - JUST SHAKE YA RUMP
W-N-E
Uhh, yeah..
is in effect
Uhh, yeah..
Peace
Peace..
And we out..

{*DJ scratches "come on" while a woman moans*}

Asian Bird Pooed

2005-12-06T21:47:00.000-06:00

With a Little Help, They Found the Hams

2005-11-30T17:49:00.000-06:00

More ofoto pics up.

Kitty of the Week

2005-11-28T08:38:00.000-06:00

Well, instead if a kitty pic, how about a kitty haiku?

Bexter Was Right

2005-11-21T22:29:00.000-06:00

We need a Thanksgiving craft idea thread for the best holiday in recent memory.
GOTEAMGO.

Coffee mugs? T-shirts? Stained glass?

Let's pull it together here friends, we're on the home stretch.

If You Happen to See a Keclik Around...

2005-11-17T09:38:00.001-06:00

Be sure to congratulate her on her 3 months of smoke-free living!
Yesterday was her anniversary.

Way to go buddy, we're v. proud of you.

GO TEAM.

I Want to Play Too

2005-11-17T09:38:00.000-06:00

Oooh, I beat you by like $500.

My blog is worth $3,387.24.
How much is your blog worth?

How do they even calculate this?
What a bunch of yuppies we are, huh mf?

Pop Quiz

2005-11-16T18:28:00.000-06:00

From the Onion:

KFC Introduces New Bird-Flu Dipping Vaccine

Ok, but here's the pop quiz!

What food is reported to be helpful in combatting the effects of bird flu?

Whatever Gets You Through the Night

2005-11-15T08:29:00.000-06:00

State your assumptions. All your customers are shoplifters. All shoplifters use the same machine to shoplift. How do you combat shoplifting? Get inside the machine.
So you've all read how Sony's executives have decided to use copy-protected CDs to surreptitiously install its digital rights management technology onto PCs. Well the EFF put out a list of these CDs yesterday here.
Looks like my love of Canadian songstresses has gotten me some malware.
Ok, yes, I did just want to link to Celine Dion doing Michael Jackson's "Bad." It was really the indie DMB who had threatened my little lappy.

Mefi had a link to a step-by-step post on how to see if these files are on your puter.
After all the lawsuits and outrage over this one, Sony bizbots will be wishing they had stuck with the Percocet.

UPDATE: The incomparable (and surely dashing! and sexy! and single!) Alphabet Nash has more.

Hey, Assholes at Fox

2005-11-13T17:38:00.000-06:00

Stop canceling Arrested Development already.

Analyst + Therapist?
So funny.

Tall Irishman, French Surrealist & Peppermints Collaborate on Video

2005-11-10T14:21:00.000-06:00

Fwighere.

Where Does the Firetruck Live?

2005-11-09T11:49:00.000-06:00

Well in the Firehouse of course!
Nice to have another lady around.

I'm Drunk On A Couch In Nashville

2005-11-08T22:40:00.000-06:00

Whatever, Berman said it, not me.
(click on "media")

Best Pizza Topping You've Never Had

2005-11-07T20:58:00.000-06:00

Is sauerkraut. Hands down. So fucking good.
Disagree? You're totally wrong.
Or not high enough.